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Midnight Tokyo Tempe Orek

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The Fermented Neon Glaze — no-knife edition.

A high-heat collision of Javanese street-stall caramel and Tokyo izakaya bite. Fermented soy cakes fried hard, lacquered in an electric sweet-soy and citrus-chili tar, buried under a cold, zero-effort heap of store-bought pre-sliced scallions.

The Specs

Execution

1. The Crucible. Set a skillet over medium-high heat with the oil. Drop the tempeh in a flat layer. Don't touch it for 2 to 3 minutes until a crisp, deep golden-brown armor forms. Flip and fry for another 2 to 3 minutes until rigid, nutty, and blistered.

2. The Slurry. Stir the sweet soy, garlic/ginger paste, yuzukosho, and water together in a small bowl or cup.

3. The Shellac. Drop the skillet heat to medium-low. Dump in the sauce. It will violently froth and bubble — stir constantly with tongs or chopsticks for about 45 to 60 seconds as the steam clears and the glaze turns into a hyper-glossy, sticky dark lacquer coating every inch of the tempeh. Pull from the heat instantly.

4. The Dump. Tumble the steaming tempeh onto your plate. Crack open that tub of pre-sliced negi and aggressively dump a cold mountain directly across the top.

Best consumed while burning your tongue, alternating between the sticky, citrus-salted tempeh and handfuls of chips.

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